Ukudubula ngokucacileyo akunangqondo, inenekazi alifuni ukuzithengisa kwaye linxibe iindondo ezinkulu ngalo lonke ixesha. Ngaba ubhityile? Ndingathanda ukuthi ungumdlali wezemidlalo kunye nomfanekiso omhle kakhulu. Kulusizi ukuba baxhwithana phantsi kwezo meko zingacocekanga. Ukuba babeza kuthatha igumbi lasehotele, babenokwenza ividiyo enomdla ngakumbi.
Ndimele ndithi inenekazi linamava kakhulu - umphambili walo uphuhliswe ukuya kutsho kumda! Okubi kakhulu ukuba uncanca kancinci - uyenza ngokucacileyo ngobungcali! Xa iqhude liwela emlonyeni onjalo onamava ufuna ukuba inenekazi liyifake kwi-peak kwaye ligwinye i-cum. Kwaye ke, xa ubumnandi bakho buphelile kwisikali, waqhubeka emunca inkuku yakhe ngokuthe chu kwaye ngokuqinileyo! Kwaye ke, emva kwekhefu elincinane, kumnandi ukubeka inenekazi kwi-cunt kwaye uyifake ngokukhawuleza ixesha elide!
Ngoku yiloo nto endiyibiza ngokuba bubudlelwane bokwenene bomzalwana nodade—baliqela! Kwaye batsha ngobudenge, kuba udade ekugqibeleni wabuza ngokuvakalayo ukuba wangena ngaphakathi kuye. Kwaye ke - zonke iintshukumo ziphuculwe kwaye zikhunjulwe - kuyacaca ukuba abakwenzi okokuqala.